For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. The players in the news opera include: Ruth Marcus on gay marriage Kiran Chetry on marijuana Sean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on pirates Katie Couric on melting ice 2ND CHANNEL: ‪youtube.com TWITTER: ‪twitter.com ‬ FACEBOOK: ‪facebook.com *WEAR* Gregory Brothers things on your body: www.rodeoarcade.com Send us stuff! The Gregory Brothers 442-D Lorimer St. #102 Brooklyn, NY 11206-1030 Lyrics: RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front First of all, to have a state like Iowa MG: Whatchoo tryna say about Iowa RM: Not the east coast state MG: East coast RM: Not the left coast state MG: Left coast RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine Give me your number, we can bump and grind Talkin about politics all night Leavin the club in the mornin light If we get carried away We might get gay-married today KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth? MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes! AG: Im an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah) SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescued The president has decided to step in front of the spotlight AG: Ooh, Im angry! You cant see it, but my foreheads veiny SH: And even <b>…<b>

21 thoughts on “Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage.

  1. What’s sad about this post is not that you think God would condemn homosexuals to hell but that you appear to be rejoicing in it.

  2. "As the Lord rose up from his grave; he returned to his disciples and said unto them, "Man and man should not engage in a holy relationship." Said no bible ever. Also, gay marriage isn’t stupid. If by some hilarious joke that "God" changed the love of your life into the opposite gender, you would probably still love them.

  3. With the way you speak, I’d be ashamed to claim Christianity. I, as well, am a Christian, but you’re so very hateful. God hates NOBODY and I’m so stinking tired of "Christians" claiming that He does. It’s true that people will go to hell, but that’s not because God "hates" them. It’s due to the fact that we are imperfect, and unless we accept His gift of salvation through the sacrifice of the blood of His Son, we cannot be in His presence for eternity. Don’t give us a bad name dude. Please.

  4. Agreed. If we’re hating anyone, we should be hating those who spread intolerance and hatred of people who’ve done nothing wrong. And maybe it’s time to cast off the worship of a barbaric, cruel, intolerant, hateful, and above all, non-existent God.

  5. im ashamed to say to anyother country that im from amercia the land of God haters and aids spreading gays

  6. what an abomnation in the eyes of God how many states will turn from God and choose to be stupid and blind to the truth, that these sick people shouldnt even be in the presents of the righteousness of those who say marrige is Gods way of uniting a man and woman to become as one! not male to male or woman to womanall of you sick gays will have your day in the lake of fire along with all who stand by or think its ok, only stupidty is in those who claim its genetics,

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  8. And to think I was number 24 to watch this video…. jay Leno plugged this for them…… like if you know what I’m talking about…..

  9. woo radford boys! i love it! haters gon’ hate…like the tool below me

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