Gregory Brothers return with another stellar jam, this time tackling among other things lettuce and smoke mp3: amiestreet.com Lyrics: Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it… MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, Ive tried. SB: Youre gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato – burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but youll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: Its not the nicotine that kills! Its the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: its the smoke. Heart disease: its the smoke. Respiratory disease: its the smoooooooke! Its the, its the inhalation, its the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, its okay. Its the smooooooke, the <b>…<b>

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22 thoughts on “Smoking Lettuce: Auto Tune the News #5”

  8. stevnated
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    After watching it again, it’s clear they are making fun of Steve Buyer.

  9. stevnated
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    I don’t think they were necessarily advocating his position.. Most people have no incentive to smoke lettuce … that’s why it’s so funny. Incentive to smoke cigarettes and marijuana because of the mental effects, Who would smoke lettuce except for Junkie Einstein? 🙂 I’m sure they did not intend to offend, only to amuse. But I agree with you, nicotine smoke is not good for you and can kill you (esp compared to smoking lettuce … or even marijuana for that matter … is that offensive?)

  10. Megan Campesi
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    Steve Buyer is rather wrong and I find it offensive actually. I love their autotunes but I don’t agree with that man’s views. Songify should not use offensive views in their awesome songs. Smoke does cause problems but nicotine causes much more serious problems and there is plenty of medical science to prove this. Joe Biden was epic haha and the Katir Couric thing was hilarious!!!!! "OOOO am I crazy? Am I trippin’ on shrooms? Are you singin’ bout pimpin’ on the late night news!?!" XD epic

  11. Jerome Skillz
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    The beat is "smoking lettuce" when you are wearing Beats headphones.

  12. Kyung Soo
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    "i wore a long white dress a floppy white hat and carried a walking stick.."
    "OOOOO AM I CRAZY AM I TRIPPIN ON SHROOMS R YA SINGIN BOUT PIMPIN ON THE LATE NIGHT NEWS!?!"
    lolololololol XDDDDDDDDDDD

  14. 詳細くりっく　宝くじ当選 当選金お譲りします
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    ◆◇◆◇◆いきなりの書き込み失礼します。お金にお困りの方、いらっしゃいますか？実は宝くじで100,000,000円当選したのですが、その使い道に困ってます…馬鹿みたいな話ですが事実です。単刀直入に申しますとこの当選金をどなたかにお譲りしたいと思ってます。既にお譲りが済んだ方もいますが、少額でのお譲りが多かったため結構な額が残ってます…本日中にお譲りする事も可能なので遠慮せず仰って下さい。出来る限りご希望の金額を、と考えております。もし、お受け取りになりたい方いましたら、サイト内ですと書き込みが削除されます場合が御座いますので、こちらの→【httｐ://473.jp】リンクより、スムーズにお話をすすめる事ができますので、どうぞお早めのご連絡をお待ちしております。◆◇◆◇◆

  15. MadestGamer
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    finally some good news i can listen to while i do k12 :DDD

  16. EmilyOwl101
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    That part of the song is good — however at 1:53 (Katie Coo pimpin’) is awesomeness!!!

  17. MadestGamer
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    best part starts (0:53) 😉 "you should try it with tomato!"

  18. Talibansarewahabbis
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    You will never stop their leafy green fetish xD 

  21. 宝くじ当選しました お譲りします
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    ◆◇◆◇◆いきなりの書き込み失礼します。お金にお困りの方、いらっしゃいますか？実は宝くじで100,000,000円当選したのですが、その使い道に困ってます…馬鹿みたいな話ですが事実です。単刀直入に申しますとこの当選金をどなたかにお譲りしたいと思ってます。既にお譲りが済んだ方もいますが、少額でのお譲りが多かったため結構な額が残ってます…本日中にお譲りする事も可能なので遠慮せず仰って下さい。出来る限りご希望の金額を、と考えております。もし、お受け取りになりたい方いましたら、サイト内ですと書き込みが削除されます場合が御座いますので、こちらの→【httｐ://437.jp】リンクより、スムーズにお話をすすめる事ができますので、どうぞお早めのご連絡をお待ちしております。◆◇◆◇◆

  22. lalabanana1313
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    Love this soooo much!!! Can’t stop replaying it. I’ve almost memorized it!

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